Monday, 10 December 2012

Sehwag's contribution to England's history.

Yet again the impeccable Rahul hits the bull's eye. He whipped down hard on India's fielding and the remarkable ability of the Indians to go through the motions whenever and wherever,possible and impossible!

Let us take the most energetic fielder of the side that ended up on the wrong side of the coin but started on the right side, the dashing Virender Sehwag.

Sehwag was refreshingly fresh on all the days of play mainly because of Newton. Newton's law will mean disaster for Sehwag as the ball holding on to the ground will break his back thereby causing his eyesight a great damage. Why so cannot be questioned because the Indian physio has this extraordinary ability to link different parts of a human body to a single injury and crucially whenever the individual concerned is not performing!

And this did not affect his batting either. He came in, pinned his feet to the crease and thumped every ball hoping for that edge but to his disappointment the ball kept hitting the meaty part of the blade(more simply, other than the edges of the bat)

Taking these actions into discussion BCCI issued a stern notice to Sehwag to never ever rectify his style so that India could atleast boast of a player in their ranks who can remain fresh to answer the media's mundane queries at the end of a day's play. For all its worth, they could pen the answers beforehand based on who is speaking and then cross-check with the answers received. And anybody can assure you that their answers will remain intact!

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